How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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