What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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