His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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