Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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