i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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