You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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