...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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