is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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