hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Come see our sink grown plant.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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