Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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