I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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