ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
BRING THE BAGELS
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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