Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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