No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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