Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You are a genius and a whore.
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