I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style