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• (415): View more from California

  I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.

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• (949): View more from California

  Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"

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• (518): View more from New York

  I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious

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• (408): View more from California

  You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style

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