I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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