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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?

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  The one in Montpelier?

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  yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay

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  I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.

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• (310): View more from California

  once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there

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• (510): View more from California

  He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up

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• (801): View more from Utah

  After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.

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• (530): View more from California

  He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?

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  Because she offered to bring a keg.

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  And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.

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