Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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