I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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