I hope mine doesn't look like that
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize