Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.

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Shut up. I did not.

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I really wish I was making that up.

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(518): View more from New York

All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up

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(502): View more from Kentucky

What's the mantra for Sunday?

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I will not have sex with him.

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(443): View more from Maryland

OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER

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Still got in the car though

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