Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
pop tarts are not kleenex
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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