he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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