One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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