they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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