operation harelip BJ is a go
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
This baby is an asshole
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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