Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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