So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
