as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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