I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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