Where is the hickey?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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