Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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