My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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