I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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