My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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