Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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