I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction