Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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