fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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