Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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