we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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