that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
that's an acceptable place to lick
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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