Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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