hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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