YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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