can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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