Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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