like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm having to shit out rocks
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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