If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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