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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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