drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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