You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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