Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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