Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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