NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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