is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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