How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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