WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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